Please choose to believe that any details of my travels which you find worrisome are fictional. I will try to pepper in some of the following lies, just to help you to believe that I’m embellishing my stories:
Then a monkey jumped out of the tree, straight for us. It screamed and its little devilish arms reached out for me, but Brasley smacked it right out of the air and then it just ran away.
The man only had one eye but I felt I could trust him.
I’d only been surfing once before but I thought, “I’m a strong swimmer, I’ll be fine.”
He told me that he could only be prouder of me if I’d survived a knife fight.
Tiger traps aren’t traps containing tigers but snake liquor is actually liquor containing snakes. As far as I know.
I felt confident going in because I’d been briefed about how to get out of South East Asian prisons alive.