“( Jason Mojica / Associated Press / February 28, 2013 )
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, left, and former NBA star Dennis Rodman watch North Korean and U.S. players in an exhibition basketball game at an arena in Pyongyang, North Korea.”
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, left, and former NBA star Dennis Rodman watch North Korean and U.S. players in an exhibition basketball game at an arena in Pyongyang, North Korea.”
— North Korean leader… - Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman - latimes.com
(via Rave ‘Reviews’ For North Korean Gulags On Google Maps)
“Best. Gulag. Ever.”
Kim Jong Un's Wedding Vows
- My Bride, on this our Wedding Day, I wrote this poem for you: With arms wide open
- Under the sunlight
- Welcome to this place
- I’ll show you everything
- With arms wide open
- I’ll show you love and laughter and Disney characters
- Snow White, Cinderella, Buzz Lightyear, and Nemo the fish
- From every Disney movie ever made except “Mars Needs Moms”
- Which really blew
- And if Disney claims “intellectual property”
- I will destroy Disney Studios in a merciless fireball
- They stole all their characters from North Korea anyway
- Grumpy the Dwarf was totally based on Dad
- I wish Dad was here
- He loved looking at things
- He’d look at us right now and say,
- “Those are two things right there”
- And then go look at something else
- I’ll never forget the day I proposed to you
- And you told me, “You had me at ‘food.’ ”
- And so, my bride, I promise:
- My love will last longer and go farther Than North Korea’s mightiest missile
- Way longer and way farther
- And I will make you grateful every day
- That unlike Katie Holmes, you married someone normal
- LOL
- And everywhere in North Korea, people will celebrate our nuptials:
- After the rice is thrown, they will fall to their hands and knees to scoop it up
- And the two of us will sing
- Hi ho hi ho
- As off to work we go
- With arms wide open.
Get IN my MAILBOX asap.
“He learned to walk in three weeks, to talk in eight; he wrote six operas and 1,500 books while a student and scored five holes-in-one in his first game of golf.”
— Our obituary of Kim Jong Il, dictator of North Korea, reveals a film fanatic who played his own role to the bitter end.
(via theeconomist)
